Being a new mom, I have recently been intrigued by the book ‘If you give a Mouse a Cookie’ by author Laura Numeroff, and a poem entitled ‘If you give a Mom a Muffin’, by Beth Brubaker.
Whatever age your children, or whether you’re a “mom-to-be”, we all have days like the one that inspired this poem. I love when people can express their vulnerabilities and imperfections. It reminds us that we can find humor in the mundane tasks of life.
Sometimes this poem is totally my life. I think we can all relate.
IF YOU GIVE MOM A MUFFIN
If you give a mom a muffin,
She’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She’ll pour herself some.
Her three-year old will spill the coffee.
She’ll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she’ll find dirty socks.
She’ll remember she has to do laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She’ll trip over boots and bump into the freezer,
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She’ll look for her cookbook. (101 Things To Make With a Pound of Hamburger).
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old.
She’ll smell something funny.
She’ll change the two year old.
While she is changing the two-year old the phone will ring.
Her five-year old will answer and hang up.
She’ll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for some coffee.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are,
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF TAMARA
Tamara goes to pay bills.
As she pulls out her wallet,
She is reminded that she needs to clean out her purse.
She cleans out her purse which doubles as a diaper bag.
She finds a dirty diaper from yesterday’s shopping trip to get groceries.
She goes to throw away the dirty diaper.
She is reminded that she needs to empty the trash.
While taking out the trash, she sees she needs to pull weeds.
While pulling the weeds, her shirt gets dirty.
She goes to put the dirty shirt in the laundry room.
She is reminded that the clothes she’d washed yesterday still need to be put in the dryer.
She will put them in the dryer, and decide to fold them after paying the bills.
Oh yeah, the bills…better get those done before starting dinner.
Funny thing is.. Josh will come home and ask, “What’d you do today?”
I think to myself, “Well, I’ve really done a lot. Really, I have..”